The Big Bang

You're tired of reading how to make small explosives, eh? Well, it's time to graduate. Get creative with this one, as you're not going to want to be around when it goes off. Unless of course, you want to die. Then, by all means! You might try an old fashioned timer set up or a cell phone detonation. Like I said, you really don't want to be around for this one. For God's sake, don't blow up a hospital! This is NOT Batman! Go Tyler Durden with this one, it's going to be your legacy, after all. Maybe hit the Federal Reserve so they'll stop printing money and ruining the value of the USD.

Items needed:

Chemical Fertillizer

Shell with lid  (container for the bomb)

Cotton

Fuel.

So according to Exodus, you should wrap up the fertillizer in a newspaper and put some fuel soaked cotton on top of the product and light it; then, you should "run like you have never ran before!". I disagree here. Unless you're a suicide bomber, this isn't a good idea, at least in my opinion. First of all, make sure that your fertillizer is actually chemical fertillizer. Exodus suggests Green Thumb or Orcho, but that was written quite a long time ago and those brands might not even exist now. I haven't looked into it, and don't intend to as I won't be causing any major explosions any time soon, as neither should you. Now, back to learning how to cause major explosions!

1.  Nearly fill your shell with chemical fertillizer.

2.  Soak some cotton with fuel.

3.  Cut a small hole in the lid of your shell.

4.  Spread the fuel soaked cotton on the top layer of the shell.

5.  Attatch lid, maybe duct tape it on for lulz. Maybe even write Lulz Boat on it, I don't care.

6.  Stuff soaked cotton through the small hole in your lid. This is the fuse.

7.  This is your job. Devise a way to detonate it from afar, or kill yourself with it.

8.  Steal all the underwear.

9.  ???

10.  Profit!

Concept by Exodus