Homemade Wine

Items needed:

Four cups of sugar

Pure fruit juice

One gallon jug

Yeast

Balloon

Puppy

Towel

Directions:

1.  Put four cups of sugar and one packet of live yeast into one gallon jug.

2.  Fill three fourths full with gruit juice and shake until sugar is dissolved.

3.  Put the balloon over the opening of the jug.

4.  After two days, or when the foam has settled down, add more juice until it's two inches from full.

5.  Wrap the jug in aluminum foil and then a large towel. Leave the balloon sticking out.

6.  Set the jug in a dark place without drafts for two months.

7.  Bottle the product and age it for six months to two years.

8.  Play with the puppy.

9.  Continue to play with puppy for six months to two years.

10.  Drink with the puppy.

Credit to Anonymous, you will be missed.